- the way I type on tumblr: omfdgd lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't evEN WITH THESE FEELS MAN
- the way I write for class: under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
- Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.
28th May, Monday (5:28pm) Reblog +I don’t even match the standards I set for what I look for in a person.
28th May, Monday (5:10pm) Reblog +you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
- mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
- me: that information is confidential
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
28th May, Monday (4:55pm) Reblog +list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe
- me
